dasunheimlichemaneuver:

i feel like amelia badelia has a pretty good gig b/c she’s clearly shit at her job yet she continues to move through life like a juggernaut




*slow clap for puberty*

:’)




androidelf:

*takes the collar off my dog* ur nakey




I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.




jewbeard:

i tried to grab fog
but i mist




dagothurs:

trying to draw ppls bodies after not doing it for a while

image

tagged as: actually me;  



slloths:

*gets anon hate from the dog with a blog*




Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever




"What a fucking nerd"

—Me talking about someone I love  (via katisque)




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