Venture Further into the Bowels of My Blog

Hey, hey, hey yo'all. Welcome to hell my blog! 

WHAT EXACTLY WILL I FIND IN HERE?

Classic rock band members and their butts. Yeah that pretty much it. Sometimes Tom Hiddleston and Benedict Cumberbatch show up to pay a visit. Also a few things that I find funny/interesting and sometimes The Beatles appear, too. But mostly Queen stuff. 

QUEEN? LIKE THAT ONE ENGLISH CHICK?

Not exactly. This Queen:

Behold the magnificence of Freddie Mercury, Brian May, Roger Taylor and Sassmaster John Deacon.

WHY DO YOU LIKE THEM SO MUCH?

1. HAVE YOU HEARD THEIR MUSIC? asdfghjkl; That’s right kids, this is the band that wrote We Are the Champions, We Will Rock You, Another One Bites the Dust and Bohemian Rhapsody.

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE-

 

A lot more actually. For starters, go give Queen II a listen. Bring condoms because that album will make sweet, sensual love to your virgin eardrums. Personal favorite.

2.

Yep.

3. Rogerina

4. John “Sassmeister” Deacon and his Yellow Pants of Yes

5. Brian’s Anti-Gravity Hair

6. Well besides the fact that they’re sex gods sent from the high holy heavens beautiful, they’ve really inspired me, and no doubt many other fans out there. They’ve been a great influence and Freddie, Roger, Brian and John are (with good reason) my role models. I really can’t explain how much they mean to me, I just know that whenever Queen comes on, I’m happy or sobbing in a pool of my own tears. depends on the song tbh

FAQ:
lol jk nobody asks me anything

YE, OK
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