20 Useless Facts About the Blogger

  1. It’s been 14 years since I clawed my way up from the fiery depths of hell
  2. If you make me things I will literally love you forever. I don’t mean like “omg thnx ily <3”. I mean like “lets make love in the filthiest way possible right here right now. my body is ready, take me away naughty blogger”. But really. If you guys make me stuff I will be really happy. 
  3. I don’t use the tags properly and instead use it as a soapbox from which I produce my own useless commentary. 
  4. I almost got stuck between the bars of a gate once
  5. We don’t talk about that incident
  6. I accidentally joined french classes bc i liked Phantom of the Opera when I was 11 and three years later I got an award even though I only know how to say “omelette du fromage” and “hon hon hon bonjour mademoiselle”
  7. I like writing funny things. Well I try to, anyway.
  8. I hit post limit and that’s why I’m writing these. I have 20 minutes to go.
  9. I like to draw things sometimes
  10. This one time I ate like a whole can of pringles
  11. I also like Queen.
  12. Like a lot.
  13. I want to write but I can never seem to finish a simple story. I sometimes over-write stuff.
  14. U can be my friend if u promise not to be a dick
  15. Wow you’ve made it this far
  16. I’m surprised. Congratulations. 
  17. Wait I only have three more facts to go. Gotta make these count.
  18. BIG
  19. MEATY
  20. C L A W S
wow if you’re not already dead from all this crap about me, here’s some more


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